Tuesday, June 2, 2009

New Vehicle from Obama Motors

I have special secret footage of the first product from the new Obama / GM Motors.

Oh, wait silly me, sorry about that I got this truly amazing piece of defense technology that is a blending of the Dillon Aero Mini Gun and a some of GMC's best suv's in a great mix of American muscle and firepower. This actual package is being used by some of our "contractors" over in the sandbox.

As far as the Obama Motors vehicle, I'll have to look for that video, but here is some information: it gets 60 mpg WOW, seats 4 comfortably (if your 5' and under 100lbs) NOT SO WOW, is available in any color you want (so long as that color comes from recycled road kill) NOT SO WOW, and weighs only 700 lbs (not including passengers, wheels, gas, and carbon footprint meter / fine dispenser) due to it's cutting edge design and egg crate construction OK WERE ALL SCREWED!

Monday, June 1, 2009

Poll Question Response

In the most recent poll question "Will ousted former RPV Chair Frederick cause problems at the 2009 Convention?", the responses were a dead split between the three choices. One third of respondents believed that Jeff would show and cause a problem, one third believed that he would show and not cause a problem and the remaining one third believed that he would no show at all.

As always thanks for taking part in the blogespheres own little slice of democracy and stay tuned for the Augusta Water Coolers take on the events of RPV 09' which should be up once I get some sleep.